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Bad Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen who like giant dildos, I present http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys, purveyors of fine, fine sex toys, modeled after aliens, mythical creatures, and real animals. Yup, if you want to pretend to get fucked by a dragon, they’re you’re go to guys, they even have ones that ejaculate. While they’re mostly aimed at the gay crowd (especially those who like really big toys), the ladies share an equal part of the blame, for the rise of vampire dildos. Big, sparkly dongs, which can be put in the fridge so you can imagine you’re being pounded by the cold, lifeless cock of Edward Cullen. There is not a single thing about this which is okay. You are pretending a creature of myth and legend is having sex with you, and that’s just weird. Before straight guys go start feeling good about themselves, Fleshlight have just released an Avatar themed toy. Yup, everyone is screwed up.

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